"it" just moved
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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