Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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