What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So much Jack, so little girl.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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