And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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