..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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