Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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