You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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