elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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