i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
