I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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