I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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