Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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