Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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