I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
