So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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