I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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