She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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