I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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