As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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