and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Im at strip club and am horny
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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