worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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