Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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