is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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