literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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