remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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