hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Two words: nipple clamps
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