Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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