Im at strip club and am horny
Its about making memories worth repressing
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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