u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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