did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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