if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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