i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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