apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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