Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Please, let me fuck your mom
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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