Don't you send me to vm
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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