i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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