spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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