Plan B is the new Plan A
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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