That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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