WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
