Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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