Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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