I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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