Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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