Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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