Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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