a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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