Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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