Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Do I have a choice?
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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