i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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