Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
nutella sex= disaster
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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