Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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