i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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