Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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