Its about making memories worth repressing
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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