last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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