i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously