Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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