he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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