Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!