We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I met the friendliest cop last night
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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